- "As a member of the Historical Hooligans Archaeological Order, I would have to get to that vital crate, rob what's inside it, have it taken from me by a baddy and get out just as the whole place blows up. Sadly we don't have time for all that so find the crate containing the piece of magic map and get out of there A.S.A.P. Kill all the baddies though. There's always time for that. Y'forced to, it's tradition."
- —Mission Description [src]
Crate News! is the sixth mission in Worms Battlegrounds.